Kurt Vonnegut (via endangerment)
(Source: seabois)
Haruki Murakami (via wordsthat-speak)
i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
the world: why
Japan: why the fuck not
(Source: onlylolgifs)
there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
(Source: esexist)



